live fast. die happy.

22.
college.
liquor.
boys.
twerkin.

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slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

(via swallowthatshit)

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Permalink drown-in-you-again:

iispooncats:

extahse:

arabellashigh:

skanke:

acidic-child:

Holy shit

oUCH

FUCK

damn

Same

Oh
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Permalink danthemedicman:

goals right here
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brandnewswastikas:

The best part about macaroni and cheese is that you don’t even need to chew it. You can just swallow it. If it gets stuck in your throat, you’ll be fine because you can breathe through the noodle tubes.

(Source: heckacute, via kyongye)

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Lisa lays down the law
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Detroit Lions tight end hurt chasing puppy

byrongraffiti:

aimlessme:

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Detroit Lions tight end Joseph Fauria missed Week 4 after suffering a mysterious ankle injury last week, and the story surrounding the nature of the injury has come to surface.     

According to the team’s Twitter feed, Fauria was hurt dealing with a not-so-house-trained puppy:

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The face of evil

Ahhhhhhahahahaha I’m crying yo

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